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Urban Dictionary

I am rather bored and will therefore urban dictionary my friends names for fun
I am just going to use the first one that comes up unless its the usual "SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL ALIVE."
'Cos then it just gets boring.


Katie
the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner. katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

Carla
The act of shitting all over an entire room when having anal sex. The literal meaning of "shit hit the fan". To have anal sex resulting in hardcore anal seepage splattered across walls, ceilings, bedding, etc.
"Ew, this room smells like Carla was here!"

Chloe
A drug often taken with apples. One will be very hyper after using it, and may make friends with a girl called Alice.
Yo Ali, you going add a l'il Chloe to them apples?

Aisha
First known exploited child. Detailed in the Quran Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234, Aisha was the third of the prophet Muhammad's eleven wives. Just six years old when Muhammad married her, he did not consummate the marriage until she was nine.

Dan
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.


Stewart
A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.
Your ferret is hella stewart, don't you think?


Yeah I do have more friends, but cba.

I am worth nothing.

My attempt at "selling myself."

My Personal Statement by Hollie Walker Age 17 and 10/12

Hello,
My name is Hollie and I have a dog. He licks windows. You should accept me for this course because I will actually drink loads and when I am drunk I become alsmost like a guru, handing out spiritual guidance like chlamydia. (I don't have chlamydia) This I feel is vital for the studo of philosophy. (Not chlamydia)
I like to draw
I went to Mexico once and realised they all look like The Simpsons. So I would like to go abroad in the 3rd year.Just not to Mexico.Thanks.
I first became interested in philoshopy when I visited Greece in the summer of '69. I didn't erally, but this shows you my budding wit and poor sentence structure. Also that I lie alot.
I sound autistic. I am not.
I work for Marks and Spencers, they taught me good customer service and also that if you throw a potato at someones head...you will get the sack.

Thanks in advance for the unconditional.
Hollie.