The sky IS NOT yours

Yeah Yeah Yeah I hate everything, but the contrast on the Jason Mraz video is especially gratacious.

"Scooch on closer dear and I will nibble your ear."

If this EVER becomes number one I think I'll swap dinner with Monty, just to make a point. I'm not sure what point I'd be making.

COS WE ALREADY KNOW THIS SONG IS BEYOND SHITE.

Mr Blue Sky.

SAY THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME AND I'LL BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK. - Glad it's over, but at the same time will miss it terribly.
*HAPPY 18TH LAURA MCGUIGAN - Have a picture of Stewart ;)*

Thursday will be "LIVE"

SMASH

I can't cook for shit, but I decided that seeing as it was Carla's Birthday, It was the effort that mattered.

She seemed happy with it.

???

I clearly had a reflective day.

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

What happens when you get scared half to death...twice?

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Whoever sp00ns last sp00ns hardest.

I just found photos from when I got bored of watching people play disney trivial pursuit and so kindapped Luke and Carla for some bad quality webcam shots and that infamous 3-way-sp00n.

Piss

I got stranded. No way out. Stuck in the armpit of England on what had the potential to be the best day of the year. So I jazzed it up with Elliott of Orsett.

LOL.Monty made a run for it.



He actually fails at throwing snowballs from any further than 1metre away.

"How do you make a snowman?"

- Im not sure...

" We didnt think this through...We shouldve googled it."

We, er..improvised.

And her son,

Yes, we have actually always..Always. Been this cool. One day soon I will write her a paragraph or ten. Maybe even a list like I did last time!