Avril

My favourite Belle de Jour quotes, because she is witty and I wish I was her.

I swear if someone ever got hold of transcripts of my phone calls, they'd probably think I was a - oh wait, I am.
Lets be honest, this is a customer service position, not a self fulfillment odyssey.
All romance is narcicissm.
All men are twats, unless they are paying, in which case they're twats who are paying.
Postgraduate bursaries probably extend far enough for a few piss ups each term, but I doubt they cover a lady of the night.
There is no worse sound than the greedy giggles of a redhead displaying a PDA in juxtaposition with her cleavage
Anal sex is the new black.
A man who suggests his wife grab her ankles and take it like a choirboy was probably courting divorce, or at the very least burnt suppers for a month.



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