15

I feel all fifteen again, I'm listening to CoCo Rosie, Patrick Wolf and Roykskopp. Wearing T-shirts with horses and patchwork leggings.

I'll just blame the swine flu.

My Will

Icreated a Will.EGAD.

Mother - I leave to you my age.
Father - I leave to you my fully functioning back.
Monty - The bed I own at my time of death.
Olive - Any salad or water I have about my person at my time of death.

Beverly Wilson - I leave to you all my anger. I feel you will put it to good use.

Jemma from law - My feather dress - just because you claimed it.

Hannha Essex - My handwriting, My one Doctor Who DVD (Doomsday), My Star Wars t-shirt, My argumentative skills and persistance in order for you to use them against Jess, Any Oreo's I may have on me at my time of death, 2 ipod nano's and one perm kit.

Chesney - I leave to you my signed version of "My Booky Wook"

Neena - I leave to you my unused Palmers Planner.

Keely Dobson - I leave you any Car or motor vehicle I own at my time of death.

Stewart Albert - I leave to you my lack of common sense, use it wisely.

Adam Smallbone - I leave you the bent Oyster card that is in my room, I know it will come to good use in your hands. I am actually being serious.

Richard&Ronald - I leave you anything slightly related to Death Note I may own.

Aisha Brady - I leave to you all my Boosh DVD's and the mighty book of boosh. My Tracey Fragments and Fight Club DVD, 1/2 of what I dont give to Richard that I may currently own ;) , My 3 Bloc Party CD'S, and Blink - the power of thinking without thinking.

Richard Smith - I leave to you the other half of what I don't give to Aisha.

Clelia Allen - I leave to you all my Miranda July books, Secret Diart of a Call girl and the God delusion. My A* in R.E and my health and safety knowledge.

Lucy Golding - I leave to you the rest of that scummy vodka, My 02 wristband, Killers CD's, one perm kit and my sarcasm to be used generously against John Gordon.

Daniel&Daniel - I leave to you's my miraculous medicine and all it's healing powers and my glasses on the gold chain.

Ben withasecondname - I leave you all my bra's.

Jaymie Lee Tapsell - I leave to you my future earnings and my copy of Playhouse Creatures - Seeing as you've lost yours.

Ellie Byford - I leave to you my lips and the shares in my tortoise.John Gordon - I leave you nothing.

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Katie Anderson - I leave you all my high heels, My colourful trainers (They were in high demand) My links bracelet, My tiffanys bracelet, My penis necklace, The collage I made of us two that you are yet to receive, My (by then) poisoned liver and the Teddy you bought me for Christmas. And my shares in Monty.

Carla Fletcher - I leave to you all my other GCSE's (excluding the A* in R.E that Clelia owns) Hoochie, My fully functioning eyeballs, All my natural insulin and my hair - then you can have white girl hair. And if you ever were to need them, you have the right to my hands and feet.

Chloe Wallin - I leave to you my lamp that you chipped two years ago, My teddy you can draw on (nugget) All my signed books from Disney Land in Florida and all my collectible Disney badges.

Luke Callaghan - I leave to you my Cure greatest hits albumn, The tiger and polar bear figures, Two Louis XIV guitar picks and your gold hot pants back.

Laura Coughlan - I leave you any art supplies I own at my time of death and my grey pointy shoes.

Molly Whitelock - I leave to you the box of things from infants and juniors I have, most of which are drawings I did of you.

I'm not sure what I own, but if you can think of anything else then you're welcome to it.It will work on a first come first-served basis.
Thank-You.

Get lost?

I was just thinking about how this blog was going to be full of pictures.
But then I stopped taking pictures...And so it became filled with the uneducated murmurs of a badly postured wish-to-be goth.

I will always win at losing.

Im up for a road trip. I designed a far from intricately detailed plan of how to get from Orsett to Edinburgh by car in August. This way we get to drive through all the accents, much like running through the seven pits of hell in order to get to...purgatory? I just didn't want to cheese this up by writing "heaven" but I'd say the Scottish accent is quite a lot above purgatorial (I think i made up a word) standards. I was hoping it would be one humongous pub crawl across the vast stretch of England, bad idea seeing as I'd be driving (I am yet to pass my test) and none of us are technically legal. Either way it would be "BIG LOLZ" and we'd be just in time for the festival :)
Its touristy but I've always wanted to go. Holding onto the hope that I'll manage to go the year Luke Wright is there. If not we'd just go to the pub....We were probably just going to end up in the pub anyway. O'Scotland I do love you :(

I was being ambitious. I'd probably write off my car at the Orsett Cock round about and not even make it to Aisha's house.

So we're settling on somewhere like Brighton. Hitting up that gay scene and all :) I do love brighton very dearly, and almost know my way round as well as I know London and it will be muchos fun avec le girls and potentially George and his car full of well behaved cronies. Unfortunately we're missing the great escape festival. But we always find shit to do maaan - COS.WE.R.YOUNG. And there's always pubs about.
BASICALLY, I dont care where we go I just want to go nowwwwwwwwwwwww!

I'd say right now I have to go to bed though, Collegio in six hours.

Note to self and everyone else: May visit clack s00n, check Miss Barratts still sane.

RE: We're all looking the question is who can see.

Complicite is still on top.

On the Waterfront was actually immensely disappointing. I think I was expecting too much of Berkoff. I think he adapted the play to highlight more the corruption of the bosses and make you think beyond that into how people gain power over others.
Wheras I was expecting acting skillz that killz and Terry Malloy being the main character having seen raw Marlon Brando goodness in the film, whom may I add, we created an attachment with.

Wheras Berkoff had other intentions. No emotional attachment included. Which from my point of view made it abitt ":/" lacking in...substance? And it didn't set itself apart from the film enough to not be compared to it, as Berkoff didn't do what people expected him too! He just made a watered down adaptation of the film. I think that the people in the audience (that weren't students) had all came to see it off of the films reputation instead of for the...experience(?)

It was good, I applaude Steven as you are in fact a legend and I love you so, but I wouldn't recommend going to see it after having seen the film.The only benefit it had was understanding what was happening in the mimed pieces.

It did make for some impressive performance notes though.
MY EXPECTATIONS WERE JUST TOO HIGH.

Storm

It's 23 23 I have 23 people online on facebook chat and Ive previously made 23 blog posts. Pissing Callaghan.

I LOVE MY BLACKBERRY STORM!
I can blog, write an essay, email carmel, be on facebook, be on msn and play word beaver all at the same time!
IRATEU

Also - Louis Theroux Weird weekends - Black supremacists. WAS SO FUNNY.
According to the Church of Universal Practical Knowledge: Tom Jones, Henry VII, All the Vikings, Bhethoven and Shakespeare were/are actually.all.BLACK.
BUT! Cleopatra just looked black and was in fact white.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrK5n_7zBM
That's some of it,they say about the Vikings earlier on.

We are all looking,the question is who can see.

Making up 6 pages of notes on 3 plays ready for drama exam,writing in note form.NO CONTINUOUS PROSE.
http://www.complicite.org/productions/detail.html?id=43
Still my favourite one yet.
But we've got On The Waterfront with Steven Berkoff Monday, could easily take the top spot.

♥Berkoff

Im in love with my own scene

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN Do I love college.