My Will

Icreated a Will.EGAD.

Mother - I leave to you my age.
Father - I leave to you my fully functioning back.
Monty - The bed I own at my time of death.
Olive - Any salad or water I have about my person at my time of death.

Beverly Wilson - I leave to you all my anger. I feel you will put it to good use.

Jemma from law - My feather dress - just because you claimed it.

Hannha Essex - My handwriting, My one Doctor Who DVD (Doomsday), My Star Wars t-shirt, My argumentative skills and persistance in order for you to use them against Jess, Any Oreo's I may have on me at my time of death, 2 ipod nano's and one perm kit.

Chesney - I leave to you my signed version of "My Booky Wook"

Neena - I leave to you my unused Palmers Planner.

Keely Dobson - I leave you any Car or motor vehicle I own at my time of death.

Stewart Albert - I leave to you my lack of common sense, use it wisely.

Adam Smallbone - I leave you the bent Oyster card that is in my room, I know it will come to good use in your hands. I am actually being serious.

Richard&Ronald - I leave you anything slightly related to Death Note I may own.

Aisha Brady - I leave to you all my Boosh DVD's and the mighty book of boosh. My Tracey Fragments and Fight Club DVD, 1/2 of what I dont give to Richard that I may currently own ;) , My 3 Bloc Party CD'S, and Blink - the power of thinking without thinking.

Richard Smith - I leave to you the other half of what I don't give to Aisha.

Clelia Allen - I leave to you all my Miranda July books, Secret Diart of a Call girl and the God delusion. My A* in R.E and my health and safety knowledge.

Lucy Golding - I leave to you the rest of that scummy vodka, My 02 wristband, Killers CD's, one perm kit and my sarcasm to be used generously against John Gordon.

Daniel&Daniel - I leave to you's my miraculous medicine and all it's healing powers and my glasses on the gold chain.

Ben withasecondname - I leave you all my bra's.

Jaymie Lee Tapsell - I leave to you my future earnings and my copy of Playhouse Creatures - Seeing as you've lost yours.

Ellie Byford - I leave to you my lips and the shares in my tortoise.John Gordon - I leave you nothing.

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Katie Anderson - I leave you all my high heels, My colourful trainers (They were in high demand) My links bracelet, My tiffanys bracelet, My penis necklace, The collage I made of us two that you are yet to receive, My (by then) poisoned liver and the Teddy you bought me for Christmas. And my shares in Monty.

Carla Fletcher - I leave to you all my other GCSE's (excluding the A* in R.E that Clelia owns) Hoochie, My fully functioning eyeballs, All my natural insulin and my hair - then you can have white girl hair. And if you ever were to need them, you have the right to my hands and feet.

Chloe Wallin - I leave to you my lamp that you chipped two years ago, My teddy you can draw on (nugget) All my signed books from Disney Land in Florida and all my collectible Disney badges.

Luke Callaghan - I leave to you my Cure greatest hits albumn, The tiger and polar bear figures, Two Louis XIV guitar picks and your gold hot pants back.

Laura Coughlan - I leave you any art supplies I own at my time of death and my grey pointy shoes.

Molly Whitelock - I leave to you the box of things from infants and juniors I have, most of which are drawings I did of you.

I'm not sure what I own, but if you can think of anything else then you're welcome to it.It will work on a first come first-served basis.
Thank-You.