Man she's a window licker

I hate it so much when non-foreign people that live in and around London, and have lived there for a good few years, go to London and do the tourist thing,i.e running about "lolling at everything" taking shitloads of pictures of statues and buildings and generally loitering around South Bank. And when you take enough people for it to be considered "an outing"
I cringe on your behalf, seriously. You look like a prize prick when you do that.
Its only acceptable if youre about 10 years of age and are accompanied by an adult. Don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with two people up for a change of scenery and a leisurely stroll but theres a clearly defined difference. So I'd just like to speak on behalf of the more socially aware Londoners and beyond when I say -

Do us all a favour and stick to Lakeside.