Assignment#70

Goodbye bed-ridden syndrome.
Goodbye center parcs.
Goodbye internet reliance.
Goodbye chronic alcoholism.
Goodbye being a brunette forever.
Goodbye to the carefully illustrated scenes in my head.
Goodbye acquiescence.
Goodbye putting up with you.
Goodbye telling you what you want to hear.
Goodbye to "needing" anyone.
Goodbye refusing to say I LOVE YOU.
Goodbye to feeding Monty hotdogs, they are bad for him.

95% of these aren't mine.
But I concur, this is pure homage to Miranda July.