Friday, 26 February 2010

I will keep this going

Nothing is happening, other than what I tell you secretly. I am equally as uninteresting.
Doomed to lose more friends this year, its wrong that that excites me right?
No longer scared of change, have I ever been. Not really.
Blow-Job.

Things that make me angry

The list of things that make me angry

a.) Ignorance
b.) People from Clack sixth form adding me on facebook, bore off I dont know you.
c.) People singing songs that I deem my songs e.g Example - wont go quietly, or if any of you catch on to Louis I will slit your throat. No lie.
d.) Arrogance, especially undeserved arrogance.
e.) Anyone under the age of 17 - nobody cares about you. I didnt care about me when I was that age. So stop telling facebook all your problems and expecting people to ACTUALLY care.
f.) Stingy people.
g.) People that take liberties.
h.) Anyone on EMA, get a job like the rest of us.
i.) Anyone that reads fiction and thinks it is good. Stop filling your head with bull shit and actually do something productive.
j.) Multiple faced people. Chances are, I dont care what you think about me, but at least have the common decency to say it to my face so I can return the favour.
k.) People that live in Topshop.
l.) People that catch on to things a month late and announce them all over various social networking/blogging sites in a desperate attempt to seem original.
m.) Your desperate attempts to be skinny, babe. Youve got the body of a 8 year old and the face of a 45 year old. Its not pretty.
n.) People thinking they're smarter than me. You might be, but it doesn't give you a right to talk down to me.
o.) Anyone that thinks they can out argue me. You cant.
p.) Sandip
q.) Feeling the need to bend over backwards for friends that never have and never will return the favour.
r.) When people refer to monty as agressive. My dog is complex.
s.) Vegeterians - We'll save that for another day.
t.) Tumblr.
u.) The entire male species are shit and inferior.

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

Que?

sp00n says:
well who is your favourite person?
JUST STEWART says:
You and I'm not lying

That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, even if he didn't mean it.

Tuesday, 19 January 2010

Coping strategies

You know it has happened too much when you have built in coping strategies to try and help you deal with it.
This being one of them.
I wish I'd kept the plug in. The air was cleaner with the plug in. But I re-filled the sink and let the plug out, and now putting the plug back in just adds to everything already in my u-bend. I need a plumber.
The fact that it bothers me, bothers me. Knowing that it's not going to just go away makes it worse. Because its dragged the scum back up, the shit. All the fucking shit.

Friday, 11 December 2009

18

There is probably only one thing that I have learnt in the past year, and it is so massively obvious but I have never respected its true relevance. < gay.

Time is continuous. < obv.

I always expected things to happen in blocks which allows things to suddenly change direction, like a right angle. Such as, believing moving house would change everything and that as soon as I hit 18 I would evolve into someone else. < durb.

But really nothing changes, because even if you cut your hair move to the other side of the world get a new boyfriend and make sweet gay love, you're still the same person. You're just in a different photo frame.< gayx2.

Life occurs at obtuse angles
.

Sunday, 11 October 2009

Friday, 9 October 2009

Urban Dictionary

I am rather bored and will therefore urban dictionary my friends names for fun
I am just going to use the first one that comes up unless its the usual "SHE IS THE HOTTEST GIRL ALIVE."
'Cos then it just gets boring.


Katie
the name katie is usualy given to one who happens to be exceptionaly well at pleasing their partner.
katie's happen to be very good at making the opposite sex rather "turned on". one would not regret having been with a katie.

Carla
The act of shitting all over an entire room when having anal sex. The literal meaning of "shit hit the fan". To have anal sex resulting in hardcore anal seepage splattered across walls, ceilings, bedding, etc.
"Ew, this room smells like Carla was here!"


Chloe
A drug often taken with apples. One will be very hyper after using it, and may make friends with a girl called Alice.
Yo Ali, you going add a l'il Chloe to them apples?

Aisha
First known exploited child. Detailed in the
Quran Volume 5, Book 58, Number 234, Aisha was the third of the prophet Muhammad's eleven wives. Just six years old when Muhammad married her, he did not consummate the marriage until she was nine.

Dan
What your girl be screamin' while you at work.


Stewart
A rather hyper ferret that is gay or just unusually feminine.
Your ferret is hella stewart
, don't you think?


Yeah I do have more friends, but cba.